04.10.2006

[401]

wow, these comment forums have really gone to hell, haven't read one post by balverine slayer since I started posting again, I've seen one hobbe slayer post but that's it

04.10.2006

[402]

Hey, I know a shit load about Fable (mainly 'cause I don't have a life) and I'm way cooler than some 'Balverine Slayer' so don't dis me or anyone else who actually knows about the game. You know...other than the retarded among us.

06.10.2006

[403]

u guys wanna know what u do to these girls U NEED TO TAKE YOUR HAND AND BEET DAT ASS

07.10.2006

[404]

i dont have to be gay do i cause its a bit scary lol

07.10.2006

[405]

You're a girl, why do you care? Just give him 6 beers.

07.10.2006

[406]

dang i aint been on this thing in forever. none of the original people r here anymore.

08.10.2006

[407]

i gave him the beer im not a homo, pukka want to be my girl or wat

08.10.2006

[408]

i dont know id have get to no you more ok xx

08.10.2006

[409]

He lives in Australia.

08.10.2006

[410]

Dancing like a monkey!

08.10.2006

[411]

I love this show... I'm naked! I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while, K? I lovded you piggy, I lovded you! Wait! Come back, I need stuff. I saw a squirll, he was goin' like this 'chtchtcht.' Say moosey fate, say moosey fate. Moosey Fate. Hehehehehe... Why was there bacon in the soap?! I made it myself! Let's make biscuits, Let's Make Biscuits. BURRITO!!! Must obey the taco man... Yay! I'm gonna be sick-uahhh! And then squirll ate Dib's greasy head. Why is his head so big, why?! I'm gonna watch it again! I miss my cupcake... Dekudeku. I like babies! Quiet! Do you want to wake up the whole planet?! I do. Only if you dance with meeee. Doom doom doom d-doom d-doom dooooom, doomy doomy doom d-doom doom doom.

09.10.2006

[412]

XDXDXD that never gets old

10.10.2006

[413]

I only recently found out that you don't have to dress up like a chick. You can just give him beer, and he'll be all "You're the best customer I've ever had!!" and then I own the whore-house.

16.10.2006

[414]

Invader Zim

16.10.2006

[415]

Waffles!

16.10.2006

[416]

zim eats waffles is the best episode

18.10.2006

[417]

I am also a fan of Vasques's work. I like "gir goes crazy and stuff".

21.10.2006

[418]

Ya ain't have to dress up like no damn lady yo,....homie just get that MOFO owna of the plizzace crunk, then you follow him to the bed. For rizzeal he'll spill the bizzeans.....

21.10.2006

[419]

you don't have to dress up just get him drunk and he tells you where it is

22.10.2006

[420]

spank dat monkey

23.10.2006

[421]

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT INVADER ZIM NOT THE QUEST!!

24.10.2006

[422]

Dudes,(prophet and jaxon) I already said that, so please read the posts on this page before you type something.

24.10.2006

[423]

Indeed

24.10.2006

[424]

u dont have to dress like a lady to get the deeds just get the guy drunk! like seriously drunk. and also u get to do any girl u want once u become the owner!

25.10.2006

[425]

Yer i did to games good and evil and in my evil game i wore the mask so i couldn't do the dress bit so i bought loads of beers and got the man drunk and he talked about where it was!

25.10.2006

[426]

out of curiosity what the hell did jaxon say?

30.10.2006

[427]

is there a cetian point in the game when you might not be able to start the bordello quest. i already beat most ofthe game minus jack of blades and haven't been able to find the bordello? can any one shed any lighnt on this? tnx

31.10.2006

[428]

yer i found that there is a quest where u have to protect briar rose as she stops an enchanment by the entrance to the bordello do that quest and u should be able to go in =]

05.11.2006

[429]

There is a better way it is the not so gay way just go to the taven owner guy and buy like ten beer and keep giveing them to him and he will go upstairs and fall asleep he will tell you where the deeds are in his sleep this is much better cuz it wont say homosexual or bisexual in the romance thing :)

06.11.2006

[430]

Refering to gravy's response, jaxon said the same thing as Zero, except jaxon said in the "white trash-wanna-be-black" kind of way.

10.11.2006

[431]

After you have escaped the prison you will be able to take a quest about investigating darkwood lake.After you have completed this quest the bordello will be open.To get the deeds you can sleep with the owner(makes you gay or bisexual)which gives you 1000gold each time,and you can do this for as times as you want.You have to shave yourself and make sure that you dont have any long hair.After that you have get a light dress and a red wig.The you get in the bordello and you can the dress in bowerstone north.Or you can buy SIX beers and give them to the owner(you can still have sex with him for the money or if you just want to be gay)and he will tell you in his sleep that the deeds are buried by the old tree by the lake(you can also use the shovel manualy without sleepin with him or getting him drunk).When you have the deeds you have to talk to the madame to own the place,but when you talk to her you dont have a choice to tell her that you have the deeds you will just hear her talk and then Grope will hear you talking and leaves and you will own a bordello.Now you can turn the bordello into a shelter for fallen women for 400good points.Or you can just sleep with the women and collect your earnings(no evil points),but you can still turn it into a shelter.And just to make it clear you have to have sex 10times to open the demon door behind the bordello,and you can't marry any of the girls in the bordello even when you have turned the place into a shelter.

19.11.2006

[432]

oh... so that is what u had too do... erm.. i kinda chopped of hes head... erm.. i guess that is not right.. or. killing everyone for answears where the deed is.. erm.. sorry .. bye

19.11.2006

[433]

INvader zim! who said that! it rocks! dude!! wooohooo! invader zim owned! not on anymore :( stupid guide. talk about invader zim its beta!

21.11.2006

[434]

do i see when "sex" happen i see just black screen and hear voices while that time

22.11.2006

[435]

have sex with the old lady i did, she give's you 500k cash :D

22.11.2006

[436]

If you reject to make is a fallen woman's thing do you get negative allignment?

23.11.2006

[437]

the old lady doesn't give you 500k cash

23.11.2006

[438]

haahah u had sex with an old lady!! :D i did dont diss :(

24.11.2006

[439]

You can just get Grope drunk with six bears. Not turning the bordello into a refuge doesn't give you bad points, but turning it into a refuge gives you a lot of good points. I think it's somewhere around 160, but it may be like 400...

24.11.2006

[440]

you can give the grope about 20 beers and he goes to sleep and he will stat to mumble where the deeds are

25.11.2006

[441]

I´ve understood that the passage is in Darkwood Lake. Just one question: WHICH PART OF DARKWOOD LAKE???????!!!!!!!

25.11.2006

[442]

When you're in Darkwood Lake, zoom your map in. You should see three exits, one to Darkwood Marshes, one to Darkwood Camp, and one to the bordello. The Darkwood Bordello is only in The Lost Chapters. Oh, you only have to give Grope six, 6, beers and he'll devulge the secret to you.

26.11.2006

[443]

Thanks. I owe you.

01.12.2006

[444]

You don't have to sleep with the guy..in order to find Bordello deeds...All you can do is..at the same place you can buy beer..but you have to buy 6 beers to get him drunk..and then he goes to bed..and then he starts sleep talking and then he tells you the location to find his deads! It's near the pond and it's beside the tree!

09.12.2006

[445]

crap

09.12.2006

[446]

rubbish dont tell u out

09.12.2006

[447]

this site is good and like the gladiator_the king! sed i owe you big time thx

09.12.2006

[448]

If no one likes this game, then get the hell off this site, or go to a different game instead of telling us how dull your lives are because no one gives a damn, ok?

10.12.2006

[449]

all fable haters piss off. this game is the best RPG ever UNTIL fable2 comes out!

11.12.2006

[450]

It kicks ass, no doubt about it, but given the budget and the programing team, I could make it better.

17.12.2006

[451]

yea fable 2 gonna be crap!

17.12.2006

[452]

fable is the best game ever no dought about it.

19.12.2006

[453]

Anyone who does what the guide says on this one is a stupidass fag.

19.12.2006

[454]

there is another way of not sleeping with the bordello owner. you can give him beers, 5 of them, then he heads upstares for a sleep. the rest is the same. unless you enjoy sleepin with a guy, which is fine

19.12.2006

[455]

you can also do this with any man, it's rather funny when you get laid with grope. he's going 'oh, your...different than the other girls, what's this, YOU FREAK!' then you hear a punching and he's tthere with a black eye mumbling away. lol im not gay.

19.12.2006

[456]

if you cant find the hidden treasure in albion its in orchard farm in front of the barn.

20.12.2006

[457]

If you're not gay, why did you sleep with a guy?

20.12.2006

[458]

hey, just cause i slept with a dude does not make me gay. i was interested to see what he does. and my friend dared me.

20.12.2006

[459]

i still cant find darkwood bordello in darkwood lake

20.12.2006

[460]

Doesn't sleeping with a guy kinda qualify as being gay? I mean, that's like the definition. Dude, you had sex with a g-u-y!

21.12.2006

[461]

it was a dare....

23.12.2006

[462]

My ass hurts

25.12.2006

[463]

i didnt no we can get him drunk i just wannt the bordello

26.12.2006

[464]

so if u refuse to madame u get good points, or other way round?

27.12.2006

[465]

Can't you just kill the guy and get on with it.. I mean what self respecting hero would lay another guy and become a transvestight?...

27.12.2006

[466]

Where do you get the red wig at again. Email me at Hyre_110@hotmail.com

27.12.2006

[467]

you can get him drunk giving him like 6 beers and he will mumble and you will get the deeds without beeig gay or bisexual or whatever you are

27.12.2006

[468]

You could just get him real drunk xD He'll want to go upstairs to go to bed and you'll follow him, the gaurd will ask you to take care of him and you'll just stand next to the bed while he mumbles in his sleep without having to bed him. Then you can get the deeds....At least that's the way I did it. xD

27.12.2006

[469]

cant u just dig up the deeds without being a gay faggot?

29.12.2006

[470]

i wish i had known that cause now im a bisexual

29.12.2006

[471]

i own the place and i can "GO TO WORK" when ever i want for free

29.12.2006

[472]

if you dont want to do the dude, just give him six beers and he'll spill the beans that way.

30.12.2006

[473]

You can just get him drunk and take him up to bed. Just give him lots of beer and when you take him upstairs the guard will allow you to take him to his bed. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET LAID WITH HIM!!!!!!!!

31.12.2006

[474]

ummm you dont have to sleep with you can just get him nice and drunk about six beers will do you dont have to be such a ho

02.01.2007

[475]

i just put on the red wig from the top floor of the bordello and got a bright upper dress from bowerstone south and that guy slept with me

04.01.2007

[476]

i did it a difrent way all you have to do is get him drunk about 6 beers will do it and walla u got the deed

05.01.2007

[477]

i defeated the dragon by having sex with its toenail

05.01.2007

[478]

I became a Call Girl at the Bordello.

06.01.2007

[479]

OKAY already guys, we get it. Either give him beers or give him happiness. plz stop stating the obvious. we know we dont have to get laid with him!

07.01.2007

[480]

where the hell is the wig!?!?, thats a waste of 1k gold, or was it?? but rly wheres that wig?

08.01.2007

[481]

I just found the deeds... didn't have to do anything... hehe... sorry guys (for those whou got all dressed up...)

08.01.2007

[482]

You can hive him beer but if you do it you westing money! It you have sex with him you'll get 1k! (Done him 16 time! I'm rich!)

15.01.2007

[483]

16k is not a lot of money...

19.01.2007

[484]

thers another way to get the owner to mumbvle in his sleep. just buy about 6-10 beers and give it to him . he will fall asleep and u walk with him and wait next to the bed while he mumbles and tels you where the deeds are.

20.01.2007

[485]

i cant find the house place i look evrywhere in darkwood lake

21.01.2007

[486]

did you beat the trader quest first??

23.01.2007

[487]

yes i did

23.01.2007

[488]

i get 30k when i get all my rent

27.01.2007

[489]

instead of owning the bordello, you could just use Grope for the 100 gold you get for getting jiggy with him~!

27.01.2007

[490]

oops, i mean 1000~! it is also fun to become a prostitute and work at the bordello~!

28.01.2007

[491]

So has anyone completed the game? i completed it 2 years ago XD

28.01.2007

[492]

Yes, I've completed it. Who hasn't?

29.01.2007

[493]

You don't have to go to bed with the Bordello owner. Just keep feeding him beers and he'll go upstairs to sleep it off. Follow him up until he mumbles the secret. I don't think you can find the deed by the tree without triggering the quest.

09.02.2007

[494]

de hench men de rip offs

10.02.2007

[495]

where can i get the dress??? Please, be specify

15.02.2007

[496]

you can buy the dress in oakvale or there are a few other places. you can get it in "dress. bright dress, or dark dress" just like the other clothing styles

16.02.2007

[497]

You dont have to sleep with the old owner. You could buy a couple of beers (took me six) and get him drunk. He will ask you to help him to his bed upstairs and when he falls asleep he will mumble out where the deed is (be sure you have a spade). There however is a bonus to this, after you find the deed and take over the Bordello you can "use" one of the girls for free. Get laid ten times and go through the nearby Demon Door where you can obtain the pimp hat.

16.02.2007

[498]

YES! i know im not dumb1

16.02.2007

[499]

oi shut up theres no need!

18.02.2007

[500]

you dont need to do what the guide says you dont need to have sex with him or buy a dress to look like a woman at all.all you need to do is give him like 6 beers get him drunk and escort him to his bed and he'll start to mumble under the tree.see no being gay

19.02.2007

[501]

you don't actually have to sleep with the owner. Talk with madame a few times, she will tell you the owner is too cheap to buy his own drinks, but he'll let a few secrets slip out when he's drunk... buy some beers at the convieniently located bar in the bordello, give the owner 6 beers, then he'll go upstairs to pass out, and he'll mumble out the location of the deeds in his sleep

19.02.2007

[502]

I see, now that 3 people have said the same thing.

20.02.2007

[503]

why the hell would you become a homo on it

20.02.2007

[504]

does it work on the xbox

21.02.2007

[505]

gay buff butt pirate ass pupet

23.02.2007

[506]

Ironic how in a place full of beautiful whores, you end up doing the guy. I'd rather do Polly.

23.02.2007

[507]

you can also get him drunk give hime 6 beers and he will go upstairs and fall asleep

02.03.2007

[508]

if you sleep with Grope it sais on your personality bisexual

04.03.2007

[509]

YOU GUYS ARE NOOBS YOU DONT HAVE TO SLEEP WITH GROPE AT ALL AND YOU DONT NEED A DRESS. JUST SLEEP WITH POLLY SHES THE CHEAPEST AND WE ALL KNOW WHY AND YOU CAN GO TO THE ENTERANCE GO RIGHT TO THE STATUE DIG THEN GET THE DEED BUT IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THROUGH THE DEMON DOOR YOULL HAVE TO HAVE EUROPEAN SEX 1O TIMES.

05.03.2007

[510]

My brother just got him wasted drunk.

05.03.2007

[511]

1k gold isn't worth the Bisexual or Homosexual rating, and there is far better ways to get rich up the ass in this game (like my personal favorite, the emerald shop in Oakvale with 4+ guile rating trick) I could explain how this trick works if anyone wants to make serious gold.

06.03.2007

[512]

easiest way of serious gold ive ever found is just buying property. might take a little while to really get going, but once you do you make gold like the shits. with that method, i generally start with Oakvale (start with marital home and work at getting the rest) than save up 100k+ and go to knothole glade (again start with marital home and then get the rest) then either hook coast or bowerstone north, then last but definitely not least, Snowspire Village and its sweet 31k every three days. at each place, make sure the marital home is fully improved and has you best trophies.

06.03.2007

[513]

Sadly I scrolled through 548 player comments only to see the same conversation over and over so hear this. (#1) Every body knows after 500 comments that you can give him 6 beers to obtain the deed, 6! They are easy enough to obtain from the bar keep located conveniently behind the elidged Mr. Grope. After drinking them a "quote, unquote" cut scene will engage showing you guide him to his bed and listening to him reveal the deeds location. (#2) Yes you can have sex with him as an alternative, the details to that option are outlined with in the online game guide your reading. Also, yes it is profitable to sleep with him, but the gold you recieve from owning the property is easier to obtain and less akward. (#3) To my experaince the deed has always been in it's hiding spot located (taking notes?) at the base of a single tree just feet from the only damn body of water at the house. If the spade symbol appears and you dig up squat, reposition yourself until it comes up again, you will dig it up! (#4) There is infact a DEMON DOOR located behind the facilaty, and it requires you to sleep with... 10 people to open! Your reward?: A pimp hat, that is all, no suit of pimpness to match your attire sorry. (#5) First of all I must apologies to those who are map illterate, but the "ENTRANCE"

06.03.2007

[514]

(#5 CONTINED) sorry I hit a key.. Anyway the "entrance" is a door located in "Darkwood lake". See that small circular map thingy on the top right of the screen? It's a damn map and on it marks all entrances and exits from the area! (#6) The earnings from your women should appear at the front door of the buildin as a small bundle of gold just sitting there. It will regenerate after so many day's. (#7) This one is my own question.... When you talk to the women to negotiate your transaction, have you noticed an attraction between your character and that 1,000 hoe? The one who fancies satin? And after you own the building and you speak to her again she ask's if your going to be something like her former employer Mr.grope, right? Well if you reject her she say's something to the effect of your character might still be a nobile man... I'm tryin' to figure for the life of me if there is a further story or plot twist, maybe she'll fall for you or somethin? I'd like to know what you find out.

06.03.2007

[515]

i dont think theres anything to the slightly building relationship there, but then ive never bothered to turn the place into a sanctuary yet, might be interesting to give it a shot. after all, whats the 1k gold or however much rent is there compared with the oh-so-sweet 31k of snowspire? (man, is there nothing that place cant do? lol (i appear to be repeating myself...(bite me (i like parantheses (better than commas (and just as grammatically correct (maybe even more so...)))))))

06.03.2007

[516]

(#5 CONTINED) sorry I hit a key.. Anyway the "entrance" is a door located in "Darkwood lake". See that small circular map thingy on the top right of the screen? It's a damn map and on it marks all entrances and exits from the area! (#6) The earnings from your women should appear at the front door of the buildin as a small bundle of gold just sitting there. It will regenerate after so many day's. (#7) This one is my own question.... When you talk to the women to negotiate your transaction, have you noticed an attraction between your character and that 1,000 hoe? The one who fancies satin? And after you own the building and you speak to her again she ask's if your going to be something like her former employer Mr.grope, right? Well if you reject her she say's something to the effect of your character might still be a nobile man... I'm tryin' to figure for the life of me if there is a further story or plot twist, maybe she'll fall for you or somethin? I'd like to know what you find out.

07.03.2007

[517]

i think ive heard it but explain it to refresh my mind

08.03.2007

[518]

in my game, there is a giant rock blocking the path to the bordello... its weird, i cant get in.

09.03.2007

[519]

the bordello is only in the lost chapters; you might have just regular fable, or something.

14.03.2007

[520]

umm...you dont have to sleep with him. just buy him about 7 beers, then he falls asleep and you take him upstairs and he tells you everything.

15.03.2007

[521]

Why does everyone say the same thing over when we already know that you don't have to sleep with the guy I think you people are just retards. And I believe that you do too

16.03.2007

[522]

this just might be my favorite part of the whole game. the darkwood bordello is so funny! i love getting that pimp hat!

18.03.2007

[523]

If you will give that dirt pimp a few drinks to much he will fall asleep too and tell you how to get the deeds whitout breaking your moral.

23.03.2007

[524]

i wank over this coz i have a low life

23.03.2007

[525]

hi

23.03.2007

[526]

commenter 562: stop faking people, get alife, and learn to spell. thank you very much. now leave this site forever. you have no idea what i am capable of......

23.03.2007

[527]

ok i wont come back here ever again

24.03.2007

[528]

i anal my dog

24.03.2007

[529]

i rape my mom

24.03.2007

[530]

i also anal my dog

24.03.2007

[531]

wow im angry because i used Caps Lock. P.S I still anal my dog

24.03.2007

[532]

im a 48 year old virgin!!! did u guys no i anal my dog

24.03.2007

[533]

Read comment 564 first.. i am capable of analing my dog

24.03.2007

[534]

OMG I AM SO ANGRY BECAUSE I PUT CAPS LOCK ON

24.03.2007

[535]

i'm so sorry you are dumb. and i'm sorry that you have to admit that you do all those things over the internet, and make it look like its me. don't you know you are only making yourself look stupid? i'm trying to make you realise that. yes, you read right. i'm helping you. you do need help if you really anal your own dog. and btw, the only reason why i did put caps on was cuz it gets their attention, so they would actually read it. anyway, didn't you read the other comments i sent in saying i am 13? yes, i am 13. for the last time, i am 13. and also, you'll need to try harder to insult me. i mean, why would i anal my dog? i wouldn't do that to him. and even if i tried, or even wanted to, i couldn't cuz i'm a girl. the same thing goes for my mother. if you wanted to insult me, that is a very poor attempt. work on it a bit, then i might actually get mad, or even intimidated. cuz i'm sitting here, yawning my ass off at these comments you put on here. oh, and wtf people, like, omg. that is my new phrase. right now i don't really mean it. i just wanted to put it on here. i'm glad i didn't put caps on this time...it started to look strange...sorry, Chicken Chaser, looks like i have stopped the rampaging. i know how funny you think it is.

24.03.2007

[536]

dude your flat chested tht anals her dog

24.03.2007

[537]

pale bitch

24.03.2007

[538]

well, y'see, faker-of-cheater, u said "fight me if ur a man" and therein lies the problem. you seem to have a real problem with getting genders straight; you see chicken chaser is a guy, and cheater is a girl, so therefore comments aimed at chicken such as "I have a big penis" really arent all that insulting, and since cheater is a girl, i sincerely doubt she would bother tryin to fight you on your terms; i see a butcher knife in the future of that fight. i am curious, however, as to why ppl call other ppl on this website nerds, because you see, theyre calling OTHER ppl nerds... and dont worry about stopping them "rampaging," cheater, theyre generally too dense to understand comebacks that use words longer than four letters, so they try to cover their ignorance with whatever slanderous filth springs to mind first, regardless of spelling or order.

24.03.2007

[539]

i anal my dog

24.03.2007

[540]

see what i mean? my point proven exactly.

24.03.2007

[541]

ah, who knows for sure what is true and what is not. everyone could be lying through their teeth and we would never know, so who knows, maybe chicken chaser is a girl in real life, i can only assume from the way chicken talks that its a guy, and ive seen in the past how accurate finding anything out like that is. maybe its the camera watching me from the smoke detector over my head....or maybe its just that its 1230 here and i have to get up at 6...or maybe its the fact that MY EVIL SHADOW HAS A CUP OF TEA!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!...get out while you...still....can.......... but i seem to be becoming more of a suspicious bastard by the minute. my only reprieve is when someone actually has something intelligent to say or ask...

24.03.2007

[542]

Whoever wrote this is weird indeed if he/she hasnt filled in an alternative to get the Bordello. I mean listen to what the owner says: So instead of getting me into bed, shes been trying to get me drunk. Get him about six beers and hell go up to have an nap. Thats when you listen to what he says about the Bordello deeds.

24.03.2007

[543]

i suppose you are right, Fifth Horesman, we never really do know who is who. and i am definetly not flat chested, if you know what i mean..........anyway, you also really have a point at comment 578. that's what i have been trying to get across to the poor jerkoff. maybe what all you said will get across to him...wait...no offense, but you don't have a chance...its not you, though, its him. he will never stop, i know his kind all too well. all we can do is "compliment" him on his WONDERFUL...*cough* *cough*...bad...*cough*...comments *twitch*...

24.03.2007

[544]

TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS THEYRE THE FIRST PERSON TO EXPLAIN A BETTER WAY TO GET THE BORDELLO (comment 582), PLZ CLICK "SEE ALL COMMENTS" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN AND SCROLL DOWN BEFORE YOU POST. THANK YOU.

25.03.2007

[545]

so what happens if you kill the owner before you have sex or before he gets drunk? I killed him after and I didnt get sh*t

25.03.2007

[546]

im not sure what happens. im sure if you killed him after, nothing happens cuz the quest is done with him and there is no further use of him. but if you klilled him before, either you wouldn't be able to complete the quest, or madam minzche would say something like, "oh, hero! you killed grawp! now you own the darkwood bordello." or something like that.

25.03.2007

[547]

um, one problem: you cant kill him. weapons and spells arent allowed in the bordello (its like bowerstone south) and he wont folo you, so if hes dead, then you obviously either f***ed up ur game so badly that you should prolly just start a new save, or ur lying. im voting for the latter.

25.03.2007

[548]

i know, i was wondering about that. i was just going on a theory.

27.03.2007

[549]

okay, you guys really do have to check out my drumline on youtube. like i said, like, 2 times before, just go to youtube and search "pbjhs" and scroll down to the video that says "pbjhs has talent" or something like that. there is a bit of crap before it, just ignore it all, until you get to the drumline, you only see a few seconds of it, but we sound AWESOME!!!CMON!! YOU HAVE TO HEAR US!!! fyi, btw, i am in the middle, you might not be able to see me, i am a snare drum, the only girl snare drum out of the three we have...I AM BEGGING YOU!!! PLEASE SEE US!!! (Cheater gets down on her knees and pleas to you histaricly-dont know how to spell "histarricly-it is pretty sad, and she will remind you of it everyday until you watch it) PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

27.03.2007

[550]

and if you dont.............. one, two, Cheater's coming for you three, four, better lock your door five, six, find your crusafix seven, eight, stay up late nine, ten, never live again........ im kidding

27.03.2007

[551]

hysterically: ad-something-might-be-a-verb; crazily, manically, insanely. if you want to auto-correct a misspelled word on ur comments (when they have a red underline) just right-click them and select the proper spelling. rage and fear from high above, the fire fills my veins destruction of humanity and the everlasting flame!

27.03.2007

[552]

LOL I'm 65 so can I still do this? like, a guy with a huge beard trying to dress as a woman (I know I have to shave but I don't want to, and anyway my face is almost completely red from cuts that are 40 years old)

27.03.2007

[553]

just read the comments, plz, they specify repeatedly how to do this without having to sleep with the guy.

28.03.2007

[554]

ARE YOU GUYS COMPETELY IGNORING ME??? LOOK AT THE COMMENT 589 PPPEEEAAASSSEEE!!!!!!!!!

28.03.2007

[555]

right......

28.03.2007

[556]

I checked it out, pretty nice.

28.03.2007

[557]

FINALLY!!! someone actually watched it. i know you didn't see much of it, and we are a little better than that, but it was still awseome, you just had to be there to fully understand what all the fuss is about.

28.03.2007

[558]

and also, sinse it was so short, you didn't get the full idea of what we can really do.

28.03.2007

[559]

OMG!!!did u guys no that chicken chaser and cheater hav a thing goin on rite now??? OMG OMG OMG!!!internet luv!!!!

28.03.2007

[560]

did you not read what i posted on the lost trader section???

29.03.2007

[561]

i was just reading these over again, just to see if i missed something, and i noticed comment 595. did you even see the clip???if not, you shouldn't think that i'm weird, (i know you do, even though you didn't say), cuz you have no clue what i'm talking about. Chicken Chaser saw it, and thats all i know of cuz if he wasn't, he is the only one that replyed back about it. after you see it, you may not think i'm so strange after all. we sound really good for our age, actually...and like i said, you had to just be there to understand, you won't get the full idea by just watching, what, ten seconds of us???hmph.....

29.03.2007

[562]

right...... I saw it but didn't get a word the guy was saying

29.03.2007

[563]

it's this one right? PBJHS Has Talent - 2/14/07

29.03.2007

[564]

It was good yes.

29.03.2007

[565]

i told you there was a whole bunch of crap on it!!! you just have to wait until you see the drumline. this was just a talent show, and they didn't get a place in the show. we got second out of the whole school, we would have gotten first if that singer and rap group wasn't there (they tied for first). last year we got first place, though.

29.03.2007

[566]

and yes, that one is right.

29.03.2007

[567]

OMG!!!i just remembered, there is also the school choir too, and they are on there also, there are a whole bunch of videos on there about us. as long as it says PBJHS, it may be us. and on the choir video, the begining is the only part worth watching cuz there are 3 girls singing, and i swear it is the best you ever heard, NOT JOKING!!!

30.03.2007

[568]

hey zackaduck this isa were i use my royal stick if you remember.

30.03.2007

[569]

to fable dude: what?

30.03.2007

[570]

remember were you were talkin about your royal sick of ducks or watever. i said i had one only not for fighting but loving(if you know wat i mean)and this is were i use it at the bordello.

31.03.2007

[571]

(o_O)....

31.03.2007

[572]

The Royal Stick of Ducks-10 billion damage, my fists-10 billion also, sword of aeons-230 (o_O)

01.04.2007

[573]

you don't have to sleep with the guy, you can get him drunk and he'll tell you

01.04.2007

[574]

WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY THAT!!!! PLEASE READ A FEW OF THESE BEFORE YOU POST CUZ YOU MAY GET A RESPONSE LIKE THIS NEXT TIME....

01.04.2007

[575]

actually i didnt know that. if i did i wouldnt have to do him and be bisexual.

02.04.2007

[576]

Have you done Darkwood Bordello? Anyone?

02.04.2007

[577]

Yes, do you have a question?

02.04.2007

[578]

yah wats up

02.04.2007

[579]

hows it goin, my homie??? im jus chilin her wit my compooper and my tv! choo doin??

03.04.2007

[580]

u can just give him 6 beers then all same stuff happens unless u like being known as a bi-sexual for the rest of you fable life

03.04.2007

[581]

Comment 620: The real Cheater capitalizes her name... putz.

04.04.2007

[582]

and i am not gay (i have already established this) there are plenty of guys i like, so get over yourself. its sad that all you fakers and jerkoffs get told off by a 13 year old. tisk tisk tisk.

04.04.2007

[583]

No these people obiviously have yet to outgrow their 6 year old, spoiled brat attitude. They still wear their Huggies diapers around and once in a while need someone to change them. Hey, are YOU FAKERS big kids now?

05.04.2007

[584]

and that reminds me... "Change is good, lets start with your diaper." "knowing you makes me feel better cuz im better than you in every way." "your caliber is perfect for the fast food industry." (btw, caliber means your mental capacity)

06.04.2007

[585]

and i have an answer to your questio. no. they are not. its as simple as that. next question?

07.04.2007

[586]

is there a way to getthe silver key where u battle thunder without batllin him!?

07.04.2007

[587]

no

09.04.2007

[588]

duo!!

09.04.2007

[589]

wat is the evilest or purest thing u can do in the game???

10.04.2007

[590]

I would venture to guess either keeping the mask or throwing it away.

10.04.2007

[591]

this quest is awful!!!!!!!

10.04.2007

[592]

to end all of your nightmare ( having sex with that old guy ) all you gotta do is give him 6 to 10 beers and he'll get drunk eventually

10.04.2007

[593]

The evilest thing you can do in this game is either take the Sword of Aeons or wear Jack's mask at the end of the game. For pure good, just do the opposite of what I just said. Either one will greatly change your alignment.

11.04.2007

[594]

i want to be evil. in real life. mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

11.04.2007

[595]

u can also get the owner piss drunk to get the deeds where abouts too.

11.04.2007

[596]

we know.

13.04.2007

[597]

I hope you know, otherwise I am obligated to spit in your face and call you a fag. lol. Ah...I crack myself up sometimes...he...I was kidding again. :) Ok, I'll stop now...

14.04.2007

[598]

i got raped by santa

14.04.2007

[599]

so i got raped by an IMAGINARY MAN?? i must be real bored...NOT!!! try again, im not impressed. i never will be, but try anyway to prove you are a dee dee dee.

15.04.2007

[600]

How do you break the rock in front of the bordello? I've been trying for hours. This game is awesome but my character needs to get laid!!!