16.08.2007

[1001]

and so i am.

16.08.2007

[1002]

what a halleluja -momento!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17.08.2007

[1003]

I believe he is back on.

17.08.2007

[1004]

i will be here for a long time i guess.

just that sometimes im busy doing other things

17.08.2007

[1005]

did fifth hoarsman ever come bak.

17.08.2007

[1006]

no

18.08.2007

[1007]

nope. and i dont imagine why he abandoned us!

18.08.2007

[1008]

yah hell be missed. he was really cool.

18.08.2007

[1009]

yup. hey, guess what? i got into a huge fight with my parents, and i cried myself to sleep last night after being grounded for who knows how long. when i woke up this morning, my dad told me i could get un-grounded by writing "I will not sass my parents" 400 times! i talked him into letting it 350, but still! it only took me a couple of hours, but my hand felt like it was going to fall off.

20.08.2007

[1010]

what happened that pissed off your parents?

21.08.2007

[1011]

i cant remember. i think it was something about school or......maybe about me always being right and nobody ever listens to what i say and then they go to try and prove they are right and i end up being right every time.......something like that.

21.08.2007

[1012]

haha that sucks. at least you got out of it. how does writing all that make you learn ur lesson.

21.08.2007

[1013]

wish my parents were like that, if I get grounded then I am grounded for 2 weeks, no tv, no computer, no xbox. And those r the boring times I would give anything to play fable, even if it is boring. But I hardley ever get grounded now cos my mum doesn't bother so much, she says as long as we r good to people and guests they we can break a few rules. But I am naturally very good at writing, so writing something even 400 times wouldn't bother me.

22.08.2007

[1014]

I've never been grounded before... because my mum and dad didn't think it would do any good heh heh.

22.08.2007

[1015]

i wish my parents would think that grounding wouldn't do any good. that would make things so much easier! and i have no clue how writing something that much would make you actually do it, even though the message would get burned into your memory after about 2000 times, but not 400.

23.08.2007

[1016]

i have never been grounded by my parents as far as i remember.

23.08.2007

[1017]

man i use get in trouble by my parents all the time. mainly during the school year. from bak taking teachers. cussing wen their in earshot . not doing my chores being disrespectful. my parents use to come up with many different ways to punish me. they stopped with the groundin though cus it never worked.

24.08.2007

[1018]

HI PPLZ

25.08.2007

[1019]

i wish they would realize that grounding NEVER works on me, it only makes me madder and it makes me want to do what i did wrong to get grounded even more. as a matter of fact, nothing they can come up with.....or you for that matter....will make me stop being the way i am. they might as well yell at me and forget it ever happened, (yelling will always be included, no matter what). the things i get in trouble for are:



1 back talking/sassing/screaming/yelling

2. gloating about always being right

3. giving them no respect whatsoever (in my opinion, no one on this earth deserves respect, they all have done at least one thing horrible that they could have controled)

4. not doing what they say

5. disobeying the little rules around my house, like not doing chores, forgetting to do something important, not doing my homework (which happens alot, did einstein ever care about his homework, NO! and look at what he truned out to be!!! the greatest genius on this planet!)

6. getting a huge temper, so big that i throw things across my room and i slam doors,my door is almost off its hinges cuz i have slammed it so much..............



and thats about it. normal teenager crap.

28.08.2007

[1020]

I sense an evil aura in you, and it keeps getting stronger...

29.08.2007

[1021]

i agree, its strong now. if you will read what i posted in the intro section, you will kinda understand what i am about to say: i have decided that i will treat as many of my former "friends" in band like crap, three times as bad as they have treated me in the past. i wil be so mean to them, and i will enjoy it so much. i cant wait to be hated, it sucks to be liked, cuz then you are to much involved in the current affairs going on. i just want to be invisible for the rest of my high school years, i just want to get great grades, and forget about everything else. and in the process, piss as many people off as i can.

29.08.2007

[1022]

No, you don't. Wot do u think I have been doing in my past 2 years at high school. I am practically invisible to every1, but cos of that I get bullied like shit knows. I have 2 close friends, Emma as my best friend, and Lisa as my very close friend. U want 2 have somw friends, cos if u don't, high school can be the worst years of your life.

29.08.2007

[1023]

my high school is very different. if anyone were to ever bully me, all i would have to do would go to a teacher and they would take care of it right at that very moment. that may sound wimpy and elelmentary, but thats what we are supposed to do at our school. it is NOT tolerated here, cuz they actually know what can come of it. or maybe if i want i can just do my famous hit-in-the-balls and run.

30.08.2007

[1024]

well my high school is horrible, teachers don't care wot happens to you. Once I got an egg to the head ~(talk about embarrasing)~ and it took them 3 weeks to find out who did it, even though 10 people came and told them who did it, all saying it was the same person! I hate my school, I hate high school.

31.08.2007

[1025]

im sorry, that sounds horrible. believe it or not, thats just as bad as the private school i had to go to. it was so small, it was like a house. and the only people that went there were snobby rich spoiled brats that i wanted to kill........and me. people would throw things at me, and i would go home crying everyday with stains on my shirt, and my parents didnt even know or care, mostly because they thought they were too good to listen to me. and even if they did know and care, they wouldnt be able to do a thing about it cuz they weren't rich and powerful like the rest of the people. before then, i was a normal sweet kid, but that place made me the way you see me (metaphoricly) today. but now i am proud of myself, i dont need very many friends, i have plenty. i only have about.....2 best friends, and one doesnt really care much anymore, so i am really down to 1........and the rest are just the whatever type of friends. i have several guys i think are very cute though, and most of them are friends with me, one i think is a senior and the older brother of another guy i like thats in my grade. they both are very nice to me and even talk to me like i am one of thier very good friends, cool.

31.08.2007

[1026]

i got bout 3 real frends and a couple of fake friends that think thier pretty smart 2 try and b my frends for the stuff i have, well im on 2 em

04.09.2007

[1027]

Sorry if I took an egg to the head, that person would no longer be able to stand up. Just throwing that out there.

04.09.2007

[1028]

that sounded kinda random, but thats okay.

06.09.2007

[1029]

random, nice.....

08.09.2007

[1030]

sweet like a blueberry muffin.....OH MY GOD!!!!! mUFFINS!!!!!!! THAT REMINDS ME!!!!!!!! WATH THIS, ITS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! KINDA WIERD, BUT HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM



and this is where i get my betch slap phrase from, during seconds 31-33 is where she says it, it sounds like "back slap" but she says "betch slap", so......watch this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA&mode=related&search=

11.09.2007

[1031]

say hello to mr cactusssssss

12.09.2007

[1032]

yay!!! mr. cactus!!!! thats not supposed to be something dirty, is it? just have a feeling here.....

13.09.2007

[1033]

Mr. Cactus huh? Strange names kids come up with these days.

13.09.2007

[1034]

shut the fuck up chicken chacer

14.09.2007

[1035]

ummm....cryer, that wasn't an insult. at all. he didnt mean to....insult you. he just meant that it was a very normal name, that all, and he was being sarcastic in a friendly way by saying it was strange, so dont tell him to shut up. its not fair.

17.09.2007

[1036]

Chill the hell out, I wasn't insulting you. Geez.

13.11.2007

[1037]

I hella HATE girls that hit guys in the balls, its just like hitting a girl in the puss but we dont do it CUSE WE LOVE GIRLS I wanna get laid by 1, if ur a girl, then dont hit guys in da balls unless they are trying to kidnapp you

15.11.2007

[1038]

It's only appropriate for guys to hit each other in the nuts for no reason because it is called a "cock punch."

16.11.2007

[1039]

and you call that kind of guy a chicken chaser HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! but that has nothing to so with your name, it was just catchy 'cuz a chicken is a cock and this is a Fable forum so it works like that....lol

16.11.2007

[1040]

I guess I should be nicknamed, "Legendary Cock Puncher" Not sure how gay that sounds for sure though.

17.11.2007

[1041]

umm....i could totally see that as a nickname on Fable, a special nickname given after getting 500 points on the chickin kickin contest, hahaha

24.12.2007

[1042]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERONE!!!

09.01.2008

[1043]

why is fable and fable the lost chapters two diffrent games i have them both

and is scarlet robe ur real mom and how did she die

09.01.2008

[1044]

legardy gay chicken chaser y are u so gay i will give u a cock punch anyday now shut the bulls up u motherfucker

10.01.2008

[1045]

*sigh* Threats from yet another simple minded fool.

12.01.2008

[1046]

Honestly... why to these people even bother?

12.01.2008

[1047]

idk, but its really sad...it made me laugh really...not cuz its funny....or true...just cuz its so pathetic, thanks dude, i needed a good laugh.think of something good, like...well, i cant think of anything that would insult legendary chicken chaser....so....stop trying before you hurt yourself.

13.01.2008

[1048]

I 'm evil. Die.

13.01.2008

[1049]

redemer, you have to be evil to upgrade those to there final levle. duh

14.01.2008

[1050]

If they actually wanted to insult me they would have to think hard to the far reaches of their limited brain capacity and in the end result they would die from overloading their mind with far too much concentration. Really, it isn't worth it. Well... their life is meaningless to me, so hearing some stupid excuse for an insult before they die a horrible bleeding death would at least make me laugh a bit. An evil laugh too.

01.02.2008

[1051]

can I become good if I am already evil???

(I have finished the game, took the Jack's mask, and have horns)

04.02.2008

[1052]

Yes, just fight craploads of baddies. They give you good points.

04.02.2008

[1053]

Or just donate money to the chapel of light.

23.02.2008

[1054]

I read that after you beat the game, U can start a new one and still have all your itams and stats. how do U do that?

22.03.2008

[1055]

im on fable tlc on xbox

i go to lychfiled graveyard but no undead rise so i cant get xp

can any1 tell me whats going on?

26.03.2008

[1056]

If your looking for easy exp. i would recomend going to the arena fight to about the 7th round get out and hero save. Then load that save. Lots of exp.

29.07.2008

[1057]

The best experience possible in the game is by killing the undead that spawn on the map "___". The fastest way to kill the spawns are by using the maxed skill "Enflame". It has a wide attack radius and nothing will hit you if your casting it repeatedly. This requires lots of mana potions. Many mana potions and gold sacks appear as loot.



If money is a problem, by a house, upgrade it all the way(make sure it has a place or two on the wall to set your trophies). Once you find a house with places that your trophies can set, break the doors down, sell the house with your trophies inside. Once sold go back inside get your trophies and buy the house again. Once you buy the house again go inside and replace your trophies and sell the house. The trophies increase the house's value. Keep doing that process over and over to gain as much gold as you desire at the quickest rate possible in the game.

10.08.2008

[1058]

i dont know if anyone of u know about this great money cheat. (PLEASE READ)





here is what too do:



go to bowerstone north,

walk in to the shop thats marked yellow on the map,

the if u got like 20000 or 30000 coins or more buy out all of the shop owners diamonds,



he will get so desperate after getting them back so u just sell em back and u get a lot of cash!



repeapt this and on 5 mins u will have like 1 mill!

18.01.2009

[1059]

unfortunaly its dont works at flble original version

10.06.2009

[1060]

10.06.2009

[1061]

if going to the dead circle it didn't work it didn't work for me then do to the clifside pathe threw the door and go along the left side and kill the undead they keep comming

11.06.2009

[1062]

yeah, but how do i dispose of that sword of aeons .... i ean how to throw it away ?

18.06.2009

[1063]

just walk up to the portal and press a for x box

18.06.2009

[1064]

somepeople like to be good some like to be evil i prefer to be both by saving the instant i am a kid on 2 diffrent files then one file be good the other being evil it's more fun to be evil though

13.07.2009

[1065]

i hate summoners they sux

06.11.2009

[1066]

See post in 'Hobbe Cave' for experience, money, and + good points.